Hey SNORTers,
MayBelle here, reporting to the ADOPTABLE LIST!!!
I am the full package, just into my senior years, nice and mellow but still ready for a good time. Isn’t 7 the new 5 anyway?
When I arrived into foster care - I had something going on with my eyes, my ears, my feet and folds, etc etc. All my bulldog parts are like my foster parents primary job. It’s every single day. Ok that might be a slight exaggeration, they have real jobs too, and I’ll admit I’m feeling pretty fancy fresh since I’ve been here. You need to be ready to give me spa treatments very regularly. Just sayin.
No one has ever spent so much time on me, I remember them calling me a “hot mess” when I first got here. So my new family should most definitely be up for more of the same, I’m what they call “high maintenance”. I will need to have a family that is familiar with the English Bulldog and our "special" health.
They have a nice chill male dog here, we aren’t into each other but we nap side by side sometimes. He’s nice company. I’m not into any puppy type shenanigans, I’m too old for that nonsense.
I can be stingy sometimes, women of a certain age get set in their ways. I like my toys to be my toys and I don’t like when other dogs try to eat my food. I like my space to enjoy my meals. Like I said, I’m at that perfect age, I know what I want and I like things low key, calm and.......
Don’t get me wrong, I’m up for a good time. We go different places where there are lots of people and I don't want to brag, but I’m kind of a big deal. Well it seems that way to everyone around me. People see a dog in a stroller and its like I’m a celebrity. I LOVE IT!! We go to restaurants and outdoor events as any civilized mature woman would and I am the epitome of class.
I am ready to continue this kind of lifestyle - So who is going to be? Get your applications in now. There is only one of me and I’m fabulous.